Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in city baby attacks' LiveJournal:

Friday, July 16th, 2004
4:16 pm	sorry to anyone who reads this and is not piss and a half 1. "are you gay?? or a girl..cuz i dont know wich...no points yet..." first, learn to spell (wHich). Next, if I'm gay or not, or a girl or not, this hardly has anything to do with anything. Judging someone bases on a single line (and you did give yourself a point for this "rip") is about as intelligent as judging someone based on their name. Kerry? are you gay, or a girl? 2. "ARE YOU FUCKING RETARTED!!!! 1st you say she was hott.... huge tits..... and you get her number.... SO YOU RIP IT UP AND CALL HER UGLY!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING RETARTED!!! ... Points so far(im giveing my self one for makeing fun of you and a nother for you being gay)" Again, learn to spell. Have you ever seen Swingers? This character was pretending he was "too cool" for this girl. However, that is neither here nor there. If you're going to rip on this situation, and you were a better person than "I," I would think you would mention the fact that I was an asshole for ripping up her number in front of her like that, or talking about her "huge fucking tits," or, I don't know, MENTION THE FACT THAT SHE WAS 15 YEARS OLD. Or maybe you like your girls too young to realize how stupid you are ... 3. "lets se..you have a FUCKING MOHAWK!! peopel are going to stare at you... and itws called a job uniform... if YOU wernt part of the problem by pry not haveing a job...yes that is part of the problem..the less peopel have jobs the more the chance of a depression...seeing as i dont see how haveing a job and in that job you have to whear a uniform is a problem in anyway... i win you lose..." First off, thanks for explaining the cause and effect relationship that created the depression. I feel much better now that I know it's because of lazy people that we all suffer. 4. "20 bux says you wont say that to a black persons face... or even screan it to them from running distance from them" I'm actually hoping to see any of you try and do that at a real punk show. There's a whole bunch of good hardcore shows down in the city; maybe one of you big tough high schoolers could come down sometime and start talking about "speak english or die" (so you even know what that's from?) or about "kikes" and "fags." It would truly be the most entertaining show I've been to in a long, long time. 5. "so thats one point for makeing a point, thats a nother for useing yoru own words agains you... and that a 3 fucking point fro you being a dumbass and makeing fun of someone who puts on what is required to whear for work...when you wake up and put this "punk"uniform on every day AND do yoru fucking hair ...and i ask you why...." Ah yes, you ALMOST got my point here; I was actually satirizing YOU stupid "punks" for taking so much time with your jackets and your hair and your stupid fucking "poor" clothes, thinking that it is what you wear that makes you oh so "punk" while you actually know next to nothing. 6. "what the fuck are you tlaking abtou not paying rent in yoru own house" No, my friend, what the fuck are YOU talking about in this sentence? 7. "OH MY GOD!!! if i coudl right now i would bitch slap you for being a FUCKING ANNOYING LIL POSER ASS IDOIT SMUCK!!!! 1st off you shoudl htink about college... it will...well it will get MOST poepel far in life... you being a FUCKIN CLONE ..it wont help shit... 2nd ... what the fuck are you tlaking abtou not paying rent in yoru own house... are you fucking stupid... i mean maybe its just me...but does your dad not pay rent?? i mean its his house right...what if your dads liek fuck this its my hosue i dont want to pay rent... guess what youa nd your dad will get kicked out you moron... you dad has to pay rent in his house..so why the hell shoudlent you?? 3rd "hes such a dick seriouisly i should just kick his ass he doesn't know about being punk." ill put 20 bux on your dad... and if you dad loses ill kick yoru ass 4th..."he doesn't know about being punk. its about bneing free and saying fuck uyou to people who tell you what to do." go watch SLC punk again you fucking poser... cuz thats a fucking line out of the move... god yoru afucking moron... im more punk than you.. 5th.."i dont need a job, i got my bros and shit." lets recap... lest pretend you "bros" have the same feelings at life that you do... you may have them...but none of you have anyhitng at all cuz none of you have a job... you all "hate" your parents and want to "kick there ass" and well you dont got a job... so looks lie you and yoru buddy are going to be some true streetpunks..... cuz you will be liveing on the streets....and if you think that sounds fun... try it i dare you" Well, I've never seen SLC Punk, and I'm the better for it. But I hear it's essential to being "punk," right up there with a live journal and tons of pictures of yourself. Also, read some of your friends journals; I believe you'll find that my story was essentially plagiarism from them. 8. As for my comments about the sitting at home drinking beer and watching porno movies, again, they were direct quotes from you and you fucking internerd friends. Maybe I should complain about how someone totally stole Gus' porno? 9. "wow... just ... wow... we ran into some straight edge faggot at the mall. he was all dreseed like a fag and shit that is by far ..the STUPIDEST thing you have ever said... i cant even say that in my head wiht out stoping to see if thats waht you really wrote... and look you used that word again... "totally" ..fag....are you a girl...serisouyl im not sure ..." Are you just trying to be like me? For that being the stupidest thing I ever said, you followed me quite well with an encore of your own. 10. and i bet he said something in-tell-a-gent(i soudend it out cuz you pry dont know to many big words) ... like when will you grow up...and stop putting on this punk uniform everyday and makeing yoru hair stand out so you can be "rebelious" whiel you look liek a fool... and you ..being the retard that you are... only say.."fuck you pussy" if that kid was me i woudl of laughed in your face.... actually after you "totally bumped into me" i woudl knoe knocked the shit out of you.... So I was stupid for bumping into him hard, but if you were him you would have kicked my ass? Is this the fight fire with fire method? And who's the retard? I mis-spelled words on purpose; what's YOUR excuse? 10. "i bet you didnt drink any beer... you pry sat at home and watch men fuck eachother cuz your gay and all.. i mean comeone what non-gay man calls a girl hot them says they riped up her number... fucking moron..." Again, are you into little girls? And you're right, the act of drinking beer does qualify one's manhood, and seeing that I never drink EVER, I am one big pussy. And totally gay. Kerry. 11. "how much better can it get you ask... well now that i have wasted a good part of my life... i ahve things to do... i have frineds to hang out wiht... and a girl that is im 100% sure is 1million times better looking that anyhitng you will EVER get to go to... so im going to end this with a "fuck you but have a nice day" fuck you, Kerry" You showed me buddy. You totally showed me up, made me look like a real ass. Wow! I'm glad you also judge that girl of yours on her looks. She's probably a real trophy, huh? Get to show her off to your friend, think about how cool you are when you get her to drink and then masturbate to mental images of you getting her drunk enough to want to have sex with you. Good call. I'm so sorry you wasted so much time writing me back when you could have used that time reading a book on grammar and spelling. Fuck you, ????? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
3:59 pm	I'm glad I don't actually know any of you ... ... because you are all so fucking stupid. This entire journal was a joke. Because I hate stupid rich suburban "punk" kids like you who are ignorant and ruin everything good about what used to be "punk." Fuck all of you. Look at my friends list, then start reading some of their entries, and you'll notice all I did was take their stupid entries, edit the names and the places, embellish a tiny bit here and there, and there you go, MY "journal." You people are sad. Learn to spell. White power is not cool, nor funny, nor an intelligent or rational way of thinking. Fuck you kids especially. Your porno-obsessed bullshit idea of punk-rock is nothing but an intolerant fashion show. You are not cool. You are not proving any points. You are not scary. You are nothing. Oooooooh, a mohawk. Maybe it used to mean something, but all it is now is a Hot Topic trend. And your taste in music? Who are you people? Do you just go into Record Breakers and pick out the cds that have "cool" covers and look "punk?" Skrewdriver is not cool. Neither is any RAC band. Where do you little fucks even hear about this shit? Is one of your older brothers a burned-out, jaded asshole who decided he hates everything so he started listening to white power garbage to "prove" that he's tough? You are seriously all so stupid, you make me wish I never even got into punk. Then I wouldn't be so angry right now, watching dumb rich kids detroy it while there's nothing anyone can do to stop you. I met one intelligent girl on here in this little experiment. She wrote me and was nice and seemed to want to "change my mind" about the ignorant shit that I wrote on here. That brings me some comfort. But not enough to outweigh the complete disgust that builds up inside me when I read your entries. The worst part is that some of you tried to make fun of my entries by picking them apart. But guess what? You had worse logic than my 1-dimensional fictional character. You know nothing about spelling or grammar, and then, and this isn't even a joke, to rip on me for the story of meeting the 15 year old girl and totally ridiculing her, you say I'm a pussy who can't even figure out what to do with a girl. That right there sums up everything I was saying. I set out to "become" one of you, but it just made me nauseus. I hope when you grow up and have a family and are republicans and bitch about immigration and gay marriage, you look back and realize, "ya know, when I was younger, I was something. A COMPLETE WASTE OF SPACE." I look forward to your ignorant rebuttal comments. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 6th, 2004
2:15 pm	my fuckkin parents made me go to church withthem today it was stupid. it's a fuckin fascion show there. everybody tries and dresses to nice and then puts money in the plate and it sucks. people always look at me funny there and my parents were mad ayt me cuz i wore my casulaites shirt and my bondage pants but fuck themwho cares. thats totally not what punk rock is about fuck jesus and shit. i guess its better than moohumaed or somes shit though hahahhahhahaah whatever, it was so dumb (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, June 4th, 2004
10:51 am	my fuckkin head ... man, i woke up and i'm still fucking drunk. crazy nightxs went out with my boys, we went to the mall and tried to steal shit. just stupid shit, like little stuff or wheatever. funny we went to victorie's secrets and hung out by the dresisng room. i dared john to talk to the girls in the dressing rooms who were hot. there was this one chick with huge tiits, she must have been 15. he totally hit on her, and she got him her phone humbner, then he totally ruippied the shit up and threw it at her and called her ugly. hahaha./ bitch, she was so stupid. haha we snuck into the movies and almost got caught. i heard the dude say it was the ones with the mohawks, the freaky lookin guys. fuck him. he's the fucking freak he dresses up for work and doesn't even know he's just part of the problem. fucking faggot. i fuckin hate people like that. he s such abitch. but we saw some movie with blacks in it. hahahaha/ i got to put up my spikes and fix my leather, a coupkle studs are falling off my sleeve. then my dad says i have to find a new job since schools almost over. hahahahh hes such an asshole he says i need to start to think about collage or i hjave to start paying rent. fuck him it's my house too i dont have to pay rent at my own house. hes such a dick seriouisly i should just kick his ass he doesn't know about being punk. its about bneing free and saying fuck uyou to people who tell you what to do. i dont need a job, i got my bros and shit. OH we ran into some straight edge faggot at the mall. he was all dreseed like a fag and shit and when we walked by him we totally bumped into him HArd like. both me and steve. he looked back and said some shit about when we grow up or soemthing, whatever. i just looked back and said fuck you pussy. i knew he wasnt going to do anything to me he was a totally pussy. it was funny so i finished my night by drinking beers and watching pornos movies. how much better can it get? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 1st, 2004
4:27 pm	fuck yoour stupid ideas my mom totally yelled at me about my mohawk today. what tha fuckk? screw you mom, i don't care about yer stupid ideas. i should totally get drunk and see what she thinks then. fuck her. i like put up my spikes today and went to the mall. everybody stared at me, fuckin homos!!! don't judge me assholes. i can't even stand it anymore. hot topic is sooo lame. and overpriced. i went to get a new wallet, one with a 3 foot chain, and it was like 25 bucks. can you believe that?? bullshit. so i got a gbh shirt instead. and a new bracelet. there were these gangbanger kids there. they kept lookin at me. what the fuck??? i almost went up to them, but they always fight in grouops. pussies. oh shit!!! at the business show me and my friends totally beat up some poser fag. he was like acting all tough and shit, so i pushed him in the pit. he totally walked away, fuckin pussy. so then later we were all moshing into each other, i totally smashed into him again and he was like hey watch out and i totally pushed him again. then my friends came over and all five of us all just kept pushing him around and totally leveled him. he had a bloody lip. hahaha serves him right. school is so stupid. my teachers don't even get it. they are so brainwashed with the systems lies. homework is just another symptom of their attempts to brainwash me. fuck that. i'm totally not going to read these fucking books. they're soo boring. fuck history i have like a d in that class and i'll propably fail but who cares, it's fucking school. i'm gonna move to the city and get a place and totally just party all the time. go to shosw. it'll be awesome. no more school and no more rules at home. its so dumb that i have to help clean up stuff at home. i didn't even make the mess but my fucking paretns say i have to do chores and get a job. tonight i'm gonna go over to steves house and probably try and steal some of his beers from his brother. hopefully his bitch isn't over there. she's so ugly she pisses me off. she went to the show too and totally just stood there like she didn't even fit in at all. she wore some dumb shirt she got at target or something. hhahahahaahh i wanted to push her into the pit to it would be funny to see a girl in there. she awould totally get herass kicked. later days fuckers Current Music: apocalypse hoboken - jerk lessons (1 Comment |Comment on this)